Make Weeding Fun--No, Really!

Weeding Can Be More Fun, with a Little Imagination

When most people think of weeding, the word fun rarely comes to mind. After all, weeding is drudgery, a chore, a punishment that ranks up there with the rack and the thumbscrew, right? With a little imagination (okay, more than a little imagination), weeding can become enjoyable, even amusing. Read on for some decidedly tongue-in-cheek suggestions.

* Go Shakespearean on those weeds. Practice reciting the "Alas Poor Yorick" speech by Hamlet in The Tragedy of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark:, holding aloft a tuft of pulled weeds:

"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow
of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath
borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how
abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at
it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know
not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your
gambols? your songs? your flashes of merriment,
that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one
now, to mock your own grinning? quite chap-fallen?
Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let
her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must
come; make her laugh at that." -- Act V, Scene 1

Really ham it up. As a variation, try reciting this speech in a falsetto voice. 

* Sing "Let It Go" from the Disney movie Frozen, at the top of your lungs, while you are picking weeds--preferably with a flourish. Even better: visualize an icy frost emanating from your fingers as you touch those weeds. Note: If you have small children or if your neighbors do, they will probably join you in singing "Let It Go." While they are singing, you might be able to get them to weed a bit on your behalf.

* Play poker, using the weeds as currency. This works better if you can convince up to three other people to join you in this activity. Seven Card Stud or Texas Hold'Em, anyone?

* Create a mini-bonfire for those pulled weeds (use a fire-safe container) and dance around the fire with wild abandon.

Happy weeding!

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